Ye Know What Day It Be

Ahoy, me hearties! I wish ye all a most pleasant Talk Like A Pirate Day. This be my last day marooned here in the forests of Alabama. Today we be settin' sail for the land of the Fountain of Youth. The cap'n has not yet told us what time we be weighin' anchor, but I be hopin' it shant be too late. We still need to get things shipshape around here and pack up all our loot in the ship's hold. There be much to do, so I best be gettin' to it 'for the cap'n sends me to dance with Jack Ketch.