Ye Know What Day It Be

Ahoy, me hearties! I wish ye all a most pleasant Talk Like A Pirate Day. This be my last day marooned here in the forests of Alabama. Today we be settin' sail for the land of the Fountain of Youth. The cap'n has not yet told us what time we be weighin' anchor, but I be hopin' it shant be too late. We still need to get things shipshape around here and pack up all our loot in the ship's hold. There be much to do, so I best be gettin' to it 'for the cap'n sends me to dance with Jack Ketch.

Talk Like a Pirate Day

Avast, ye scurvy bilge rats! Here be a post to let ye know that tomorrow be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! For those of ye pirates what can read, here is a Pirate Dictionary to help ye out with a few choice words and phrases. Study hard so ye'll be sure to look like a sea dog and not a landlubbing addlepate! ARRRRRR!!

No, He's a Pirate

Ahhh, bliss...I have my frozen yogurt, I have my Clark teddy bear in his pirate pjs, and I'm all snugly in my bed watching Pirates of the Caribbean. Life is good.

Today was yet another uneventful day in the life of an unemployed pirate. I did clean my room and make a new Lois and Clark music video, so I guess the day wasn't a total waste. I really hope I hear soon about the job. I'm becoming downright lazy, and that doesn't really seem healthy.

I have no idea what I will do tomorrow. I'm getting a little tired of sitting around the house all day, but going out shopping or even spending much on gas right now seems unwise. I'm sure I can find productive things to do at home if I look for them. There are always bathrooms to clean and laundry to do and floors to be mopped. The question is, will I actually do these things, or will I sit around like a bum?

Well, the end of the movie is near, and I need to go swoon over Will Turner in his rockin' awesome hat and that lovely "no, he's a pirate" kiss.



"Perhaps, on the rare occasion pursing the right course demands an act of piracy, piracy itself can be the right course."

Sigh...